A child growing up in the working class south
of England in the 1990s was never too far from a dodgy burger stall. Cheap
roadside burgers were nicknamed Shergar burgers, in reference to the famous
European horse of the year 1981 that was stolen on 8 February 1983. He was
taken from the Ballymany Stud, near The Curragh in County Kildare, Ireland by
masked gunmen with the body never being discovered. Also inspiring several
books, documentaries, and a film.
Now it seems these nicknames were more prophesy
than humour. It’s come to light in the last few weeks that certain
food manufactures have been using horse meat as a cheaper alternative to beef.
The controversy comes from the fact that the food still advertised itself as
beef products. This has resulted in apparent outrage from somewhat mystified
and corralled Asda customers all the way to number 10.
There is obviously a serious case of
misrepresentation on the side of the food companies as they are misleading
customers as to what their food contains. This is of course a very serious
situation and one that should be handled in the courts in order for justice to
be upheld.
Now having said that there does seem to be a
massive, and when I say massive I mean so huge it could knock the moon out of
orbit, contradiction here. Everyone is crowing about how it’s disgusting to
have eaten horse meat when they thought they were eating beef.
We are used to breeding, slaughtering and
eating cows as they have been doing that for hundreds if not thousands of years
but horses are noble steeds to be ridden and raced too good, or should I say
useful to be eaten.
In fact we love horses so much here in Britain
that we all get together, get dressed up in silly hats with fruit on,
stupidly high heels and absolutely fucking wankerish tweed suits with white
checked shirts, not forgetting the flat caps of course, in order to watch them
race or rather force them to be raced, in huge stadiums where the sweaty faced,
porky, rich, pompous millionaire toss pots can fritter away their
daddies hard inherited income.
Of course we love horse otherwise
we wouldn't race them really fast around a track while whipping and
kicking them in order to increase their speed. We also wouldn't make
them jump over fences at 30 miles an hour so they fall over and break their
legs. Then of course we wouldn't put up a little tent right there on
the track and shoot them in the face in order to be “humane”.
As you can see we really love horses so that’s
why we just get so bloody annoyed that horses are actually being used for
something useful such as food, rather than a needlessly cruel and sick folly for
the ignorant and bored upper classes or gambling addicts alike.
And now here is what the great British public
have had to say on the subject:
The horse is Britain's totemic animal. Think
of chariot burials, Celtic coins, white horses carved on chalk hillsides.
Jane Tozer, Helston,
Cornwall
I feel her surname
suitably sums her up quite well.
I remember the horse butcher in Sheffield in
the early 1950s. My aunt used to buy meat for her cats there
Alec, Fethiye, Turkey
Very helpful towards the debate.
One possible reason which you haven't
mentioned is the advent of Christianity in the British Isles and the campaign
against pagan practices.
Brendan Sweeney,
Copenhagen
Very good point
Brendan. One that’s been widely missed by the majority of the population.
I remember eating frikandels at school in
Scotland at lunch.
Martin Craig, Assen, The Netherlands
That’s a lovely anecdote from Martin Craig
there. Not sure if he’s understood the issues involved but lovely none the less.
And I feel this last one really sums this up
quite nicely.
I remember seeing a sign in a Belgian
butcher's which was next door to a betting shop that said "Get your
revenge here".
Sandy Macdonald,
Poole
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