Wane Rooney?

No I didn't just spell his name wrong. Think about it for a second..... yes well done you figured it out.

So Wayne Rooney has said he wants to leave Manchester United and everyone is going crazy in the football world about it while at the same time conveniently forgetting about him sleeping with two prostitutes while his wife was pregnant.

Now a lot of people are say and writing things like, why? how dare he? They are also writing all the other things newspapers like to ask questions about but no one seems to realise the truth.

The simple truth is that a footballer is in most cases a complete idiot. When I say this I am not having a go at them but stating some facts. The reasons for this are that these guys do not live lives like us, they do not have worries like us, they don't have to do everything for themselves and they are under educated.

Take for example a football player who is 24 years old, as Rooney is, for the last 8-10 years of his life has had people telling him he is amazing and he can do anything he wants. They also throw money at him in the hundreds of thousands each week. They handle his money, they tell him things he wants to hear, they negotiate huge and ridiculous wage rises, get people to do their shopping and take care of all the mundane things that keep people grounded and ultimately normal. So anyone might be slightly messed up mentally if they had no real responsibilities in life and no real worries other than kicking a ball into a goal.

It seems to me that a guy like Wayne Rooney might lose his grasp on reality a little when he earns upwards of £200000 a week. Also you have to think about what he can spend it all on because drugs are out of the window as he cant because of the football and all that.

So for me the only other thing to spend the money of is sex workers of the female variety.

Anyway I am going off topic slightly. The question I asked at the beginning was Wayne Rooney going down in popularity?

Well the answer is yes he is going down in popularity and rightly so as he is only a fucking football player! He gives nothing of any worth to the world. He is a disposable shell of a human that will be replaced when the next young guy comes along.

He doesn't even have any redeeming features like some football players such as David Beckham as women don't fancy Wayne Rooney and we know this because he had to pay them to sleep with him.

So Wayne move to Real Madrid like the last two Manchester United Players who fell out with Sir Alex and be done with it. You are boring me now. Oooh I want to leave boo hoo. Fuck off!