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The Football season is back and I can now rest knowing that I wont be called a "Prick" for not supporting England any more.

I enjoyed the world cup and watching all the world best players on the same stage. I enjoyed being disappointed after every game because Ronaldo or Henry didn't actually seem like they were bothered.

I also enjoyed watching England v Germany in a pub near Hyde Park. I say enjoyed but I actually mean felt like throwing up at the sound of fully grown fat men shouting the phrase "fucking Krauts" and other world war 2 based Racism when a frankly better German side beat the English side 4-1.

Anyway that's all in the past now so lets move on to the new season. The first weekend saw victories for new boys Blackpool beating a lacklustre Wigan 4-0, Manchester United beating Newcastle United 3-0. There were also victories for Chelsea and Blackburn as well as Aston villa and Wolves.

Liverpool after having a somewhat of a errrrr lets call it shit season last time around started against an arsenal side that could finally show that all that passing does win you trophies. The game ended 1-1 thanks to a goal from the new and improved N'Gog and a mistake from the usually solid Pepe Reina in the Liverpool goal gifting them a very later equaliser.

There have been many strange things happen in pre season that I cant explain and don't really want to. Like the hilarious interview with Marlon King on a BBC radio show where he and presumably his partner tried to make it out like he "never punched the female" or done a rape on her. He didn't actually say "done a rape" but he might as well have for it would have been consistent with the proven eloquence of the man.

There have also been some other football players getting in trouble in the last few months non football related things such as old Charles N'Zogbia for getting someone else to sit his driving theory test for him, Ashley Cole no doubt slept with another northern woman convicted of a racially motivated attack ( yes our lovely Cheryl Tweedy Cole is a racist), Alan shearer was caught dogging in a car park in hull, Peter crouch had sex with 3456 people in one night and last but not least Paul Gascoigne tried to give a murdering friend of his a six pack of beer.

Bizarrely some of them are actually true.

So it looks to be a good season ahead with I am sure one or two Chelsea marriages coming to an end and the odd bit of dogging for Alan Shearer and who knows the new papers might actually print something to do with a footballer kicking a ball rather than a woman's face but lets not expect too much from the Daily Mail just yet......